Pretension Central

So this will be an exercise in complete bullshit and ramblings about how I fucking hate everything and pretty much everyone. Foul language will be used and is encouraged. Liberal points of view will be quite the norm. You have been warned.

Friday, September 17, 2004

Annan Gets Balls About 20 Years Later

So the international community has finally jumped on the fact that our little crusade in Iraq might be kinda fucking illegal. Well, I guess better late than never. I personally enjoyed the Japanese response to the charge that the war was illegal....um well we will get back to you on that one. Gee, do you think that any of the countries who are supporting this war....there are still some of those aren't there....hello anyone out there? Anyway, Do you think that they probably have teams of lawyers looking over documents going oh shit this stuff Rove and Cheney gave us doesn't look quite right. I wonder what kind of typewriter they used for this one!

Thursday, September 16, 2004

Yep, America Sucks

So because I am a college student I found this article stating that American colleges fail at the affordability test interesting. How in the hell are we supposed to keep up pace with the rest of the world if you cannot afford higher education! I went to this site which has the whole report in black and white (if you click on the measuring up button) and found that not a single state received and A rating and only one state received a B rating. Most all of the states either had a D or an F. This is fucking pathetic. The state that received a B rating was California and it won't have it for long because the Terminator will terminate that for them. Is this the way that they are going to get people to sign up for the armed services....pretend to pay for their college but then send them to war and let them be killed so that they don't have to pay for it anyway? I love it when I live in a country that is supposedly a superpower that can't even educate the citizens. Fuck this!!!

Sunday, September 12, 2004

Kitty Madness

So if you don't know, I am a huge Hello Kitty freak. This is kind of odd considering I fucking hate the color pink and virtually everything about Hello Kitty is obnoxiously pink but I will bend the rules for the kitty. The Kitty gets her own set of rules which are: it is cute so, therefore, you must have regardless of color because it is fucking cute. (ok so more like one rule but you get the picture) However, I am a very selective shopper and have come to love the porcelain dolls that they put out but won't fucking sell in the online Sanrio store which, I must say is quite a piece of crap! They never have anything that I want because everything I want is only released in Japan. Anyway, I have spent the last few hours trolling around online trying to find these little fucking cute dolls that I want and I finally hit the mother load at J-List! OH YEAH!!! They not only have the dolls but, apparently, after a long dry spell they now have the Hello Kitty vibrator back and ready for some action. This is great now that I can finally get my dolls because I don't have to worry about finding them. I also found the online store of the people that I used to buy from at Cons and I have confirmed that they don't have the new figures listed online. This is good because I have needed to find alternative sources for my Kitty obsession. Also, for anyone who cares which is probably only one other person...HLJ does not have the cool house even listed anymore. For those of you who don't know, they had this really fucking sweet miniature doll house for Hello Kitty and her family with a spiral staircase and furniture and all kinds of miniature super cute plastic shit that was highly detailed. I am such a sucker for that shit. God I hate everything and Everything fucking sucks. Why the hell does shopping have to be so difficult? I love shopping and they make it so difficult. If people would get some fucking taste and stop buying crap maybe retailers would stop making crap! STOP BUYING CRAP PEOPLE!!!! STOP THAT!!!! If it were only that easy.

Tuesday, September 07, 2004

No love for me please!

Why the hell do people feel safe with this moron in office! I just cannot figure it out! I am sorry Dubya but the reason my OBGYN cannot practice "his love" with me is because it is fucking illegal!!!! The only thing he can practice is medicine, but it is so fucking expensive because of malpractice insurance and shit like that. Maybe we could do something about it if we, I don't know, regulated insurance and made it more affordable. I guess it is kinda hard when you spend so much money fighting a war for your daddy so he can finally win the war of who has a bigger dick! My response: Go shove that dick up your ass sideways!!!! Let me know how that works out for you.

Friday, September 03, 2004

Need to Explode

So I have been listening to a lot of talk radio lately...mainly NPR and AirAmerica. This usually keeps me informed and since I do not have cable (a self imposed exile)but lately I have been getting really pissed off. I kept up with both the Democrat and Republican Conventions and then this got me to thinking that I should actually do something with this pent up aggression and volunteer to make a difference. This got me to thinking that maybe there would be a democrat organization at the college I attend. I thought to myself this would be great because I would like to help make a difference and I would connect more with the people that I go to school with. (Liberalism at it's finest)

I guess this was the idealist in me rearing its ugly head because after checking online at the various political organizations that do exist at my school none of them have a website and the only thing that you can get if you dig real hard is an email address. I found this to be very disconcerting so just for the hell of it I checked the republican organizations. DAMN they have their shit together. I was impressed! These people are organized. I started to wonder why the Dems are not jumping on the college campuses and getting the voters started from there. I ran across this article and had my AH HA moment. FUCK! We need to get our shit together here. Now it is up to me and I think I might go against every grain in my body and blindly email some groups and hopefully get some shit started. This could be scary but I'll keep you posted. For once something is not going in 93% bucket!

Thursday, September 02, 2004

Search hit

So apparently I am number 18 on the search list for:

Ski mask terrorist

Yeah go me! It is just what I have always wanted!